Hello? Are you serious? Come on, I mean, a great place indeed, but not a prospectus that convinced me to leave my kids there for skiing, at least not alone.
What if we write something like this to our customers, each time we deploy / ship a new release to production, for example:
"500 new features implemented, 100 of them are tested"
OK, why not? At least, it would be the truth....=;O)