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A jotter about software testing enriched with cartoons. Texts and cartoons by Torsten J. Zelger
It doesn't matter what kind of tool you buy. Implementing and keeping test automation up and running for a long-term period comes with a cost that a lot of people did not expect when going for test automation. Whenever I had the chance to talk to people about test automation or even see what they've done or started to do, I recognized that most people tried to implement their own frameworks (me included), simply because what they bought or downloaded was not good enough or not easy enough to use for the tester. 
Software Testing here not only happens under annoying background noise, it is a great challenge for people who want to test their nerves under a constant exposure of weird irradiation.
If you are familiar with Gary Larson you might recognize the scene as close related to one of his creature cartoons where the dinosaur stands in front of its calendar striking each day out ("kill something and eat it"). I hope Gary forgives me for the similarities, but the scene fits perfect to our common experience.
Actually a good idea to install a defibrillator at a place where all hell breaks loose with this never ending deployment virus . I just hope, none gets the idea of using this machine to improve test efficiency and giving some testers an extra shake...
I received a few emails where people voted this cartoon as excellent, but I must admit that there was quite a bunch of people who did not really understand the punch line.
I don't know how the story of Aladdin is told in English spoken areas, but here in Switzerland you must use a cleaning rag and wipe it over the oil lamp (in the cartoon it is a teapot) to get the ghost crawling out of it. In this cartoon it is the small bug that went over the teapot. He trig-gered the event and the ghost slipped out. He was confused as he did not understand who woke him up.
Another one asked me whether ghosts really cast a cloud over the floor... Actually a good question. I don't know, I never met a ghost in person.
Many car owners probably have not yet realized that their new cars are already equipped with blackbox systems which have lots of sensors and log many operations executed by the driver.
Every other two years we start inventing new processes which don't solve the problems we introduced with the previous processes.
How often have you run into a weird behavior of the SuT and then tried hard to find evidence for this phenomena? Developers sometimes just don't believe you until you can prove with a video. Screen shots are no hard facts anymore, since they don't demonstrate what steps you have done aside.
For one time, something different to let it all hang out. I made these (and many, many more) pictures today at Oberwald, Wallis (Switzerland).
The biggest shock to most industry candidates is the sheer size of the test discipline at Microsoft and the amount of clout they wield. The developer to tester ratio at Microsoft is about 1 to 1. Typical for industry is about 5 developers to 1 tester and sometimes 10 to 1 and higher.
Some improvements have been made to improve security of our web site by suppressing detailed information of what went wrong during a B2B transaction, or by providing information that is useless to attackers. While the information provided before was helpful for support and testing for quickly finding the root cause of a failed data upload, this has become almost a mission impossible and the reactions, namely from support came promptly.
No fun today. Just came back from my family winter holiday in Engadin, Switzerland. I shot tons of such pictures with my Canon 40D and wide angle lenses from Tokina (11-16). On the left: Julia Pass, on the right: La-Punt Chamues-ch view towards Samedan and St. Moritz)
Last autumn I visited a fascinating speech of a Swiss astronomer at the University of Basel.This would mean that once every 30 million years that hypothetical companion star of the Sun would pass through the Oort cloud (a hypothetical cloud of proto-comets at a great distance from the Sun). During such a passage, the proto-comets in the Oort cloud would be stirred around. Some tens of thousands of years later, here on Earth we would notice a dramatic increase in the the number of comets passing the inner solar system. If the number of comets increases dramatically, so does the risk of the Earth colliding with the nucleus of one of those comets.
When examining the Earth's geological record, it appears that about once every 30 million years a mass extinction of life on Earth has occurred. The most well-known of those mass extinctions is of course the dinosaur extinction some 65 million years ago. About 25 million years from now it's time for the next mass extinction, according to this hypothesis.
This hypothetical "death companion" of the Sun was suggested in 1985 by Daniel P. Whitmire and John J. Matese, Univ of Southern Louisiana. It has even received a name: Nemesis. One awkward fact of the Nemesis hypothesis is that there is no evidence whatever of a companion star of the Sun. It need not be very bright or very massive, a star much smaller and dimmer than the Sun would suffice, even a brown or a black dwarf (a planet-like body insufficiently massive to start "burning hydrogen" like a star). It is possible that this star already exists in one of the catalogues of dim stars without anyone having noted something peculiar, namely the enormous apparent motion of that star against the background of more distant stars (i.e. its parallax). If it should be found, few will doubt that it is the primary cause of periodic mass extinctions on Earth.
Some scientists thought this Nemesis theory was a joke when they first heard of it -- an invisible Sun attacking the Earth with comets sounds like delusion or myth. It deserves an additional dollop of skepticism for that reason: we are always in danger of deceiving ourselves. But even if the theory is speculative, it's serious and respectable, because its main idea is testable: you find the star and examine its properties.
There are programs running where astronomers are searching for the star. If the deamon star exists, we will surely know within the next two years.
You may remember my last years post titled "Don't feed Your Plants", where the gardeners complaint about the fact that some people seem to feed their plants with coffee.